I know why (or at least part of why) we get the desire to binge eat easily-digestible foods, and it has nothing to do with willpower. It’s about bugs, and what they need, and I can prove it through a quick two-part thought experiment:
Imagine you’re a bug in the lower intestine. You hear through the grapevine that your human host (which thinks it has free will! Lol!) is near some broccoli. You send a message to the meatbag, “eat some broccoli.” Your mammalian host, still thinking it has free will, then goes, “Oh hey, I want to eat some broccoli. Down the hatch!” Some hours later, broccoli is delivered to you, down in the depths. The system works. All is well with the world.
That’s the current understanding of our gut microbes and how they influence what we eat, assuming I understand it all correctly. But this actually then implies something more – an explanation for why we binge eat certain foods.
Now, the second part. Imagine once more you’re our bug friend in the lower intestines. You hear through the grapevine that your human is near some potato chips. You send a message to that goofy meatbag saying, “eat some chips.” Your human, utterly convinced they had the idea for themselves, proceeds to eat some chips. Some hours later, you get squat. Diddly. Nothing. The big zilch. You, my microbial friend, have been bamboozled.
Those chips are easily digestible, so if your human eats a reasonable amount, you (as a microbe) get nothing. In fact, the *only* way you get anything easily digestible like potato chips down there where you live in the lower intestine is if your human doesn’t eat them – it’s if your human *binge* eats them. The human has to eat so much of the food they overwhelm their digestive system and send some of the normally easily-digested food undigested down into the bowels.
As a microbe, when it comes to easily digestible foods, you never send a message to *eat* those foods – you send a message to gorge. To eat as much as possible as fast as possible, because that way *you* get some. Microbes won’t waste effort on chemical messages that don’t bring them benefit.
Try to think of some foods people binge eat – they’re probably things that won’t reach the lower intestine intact if you eat a modest amount. And while there are other motivations at play, obviously, with the desire to binge – it seems just as obvious that microbes need a way to get us to binge those same foods, and I’d be pretty surprised if they haven’t evolved one.
Identify that molecule, and you’d probably have the most valuable pharmaceutical in history; an appetite suppressant that only suppresses your appetite to binge, while leaving intact your desire to nourish yourself. Theoretically, you’d want to eat “good” foods and feel much more blasé about “bad” ones.
I’d try to track down a microbiologist to tell me why I’m full of shit, but posting this to the Internet seems easier. And if one of y’all tracks down the chemical messenger involved, hook me up with shared credit on that Nobel Prize! I’d be totally down.













